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TheOmegaMan replied

11 December 2006, 18:02
I was thinking along the lines of a red hot poker and a large tub of marmite.
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EternalOptimist replied

11 December 2006, 17:41
cant we send him a goat or something, or a cow. They're good
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sasguru replied

11 December 2006, 14:01
Perhaps an endless loop in his cell of a voice saying "Google good, SKA crap"?
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TheOmegaMan replied

11 December 2006, 13:35
Do they do requests ? I want a specific form of torture.
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sasguru started a topic News of atw!

11 December 2006, 10:01
News of atw!

Was in my local drinking establishment of Friday when I got accosted by a foreign looking gentleman. He passed me the following, written on what feels like institutional loo paper.

"Fellow CUK comrades, I am writing this in immense danger, in the cellars of the Lubyanka, the infamous Moscow prison. I was kidnapped by agents of SMERSH, drugged and put on an Aeroflot plane to Moscow. Now I'm being tortured - cold turkey with no access to CUK, and three servings of millet soup a day. Believe me, comrades, my weight is not a problem any
more. The evil lackeys of Putin want to know what SKA means. So far CUK comrades, I have resisted but soon I will crack - and unleash the nightmare of countless Russians dancing to a Jamaican stylee reggae riff. God help us all"

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