Bit of help...

[Old Greg]

I think you can get bricks matched.

[sasguru]

... idiot bint ...

So Mr. OPM what first attracted you to the genius Mrs. OPM....

[BR14]

Would you feel the same way if some idiot bint knocked through your wall / house and someone patched it up with mismatching bricks?

Oh, i say! - that's a bit strong, - and bordering on sexism, old chap

[DimPrawn]

Oh, i say! - that's a bit strong, - and bordering on sexism, old chap

Sexism is something for 'er indoors to get worked up about.

[AtW]

Why is it your problem? Let the missus sort it out

HTH

ATW in "Relationship Advisor" mode!

[original PM]

I’d just make the repairs. When he asks for it to match tell him you can do it but it will take 20 years.

Thats plan c sorted then!

Is it an autonomous vehicle? How did it get through the garage door and go around the half mile of drive?

[contractormodeon]I really have no idea how the Ferrari managed to drive itself around the marble fountains, through the hunting grounds and then I can only assume the guardsman on the gate assumed it was me and opened the gate - thus it crashed into the neighbours wall. [contractormodeoff]

Hill or slope

Flat - small incline down to road - small incline up on other side of road - I have no idea how it happened - i can only assume that when I -- erm the missus was getting out of the car she give it some backwards momentum.

there's a massive difference between mismatched bricks and dirty fooking bricks.

Indeed - and I think he has realised this as he is now coming round to me only paying 700-800 which was the figure I had in mind

Cheers for all your advice!

[SueEllen]

Flat - small incline down to road - small incline up on other side of road - I have no idea how it happened - i can only assume that when I -- erm the missus was getting out of the car she give it some backwards momentum.

Oh I see you did it yourself and decided to blame a woman!

[WTFH]

Try a brick reclamation yard, e.g. https://www.cawardenreclaim.co.uk/bricks

Then get ones that are a close match to the originals

[original PM]

Oh I see you did it yourself and decided to blame a woman!

I live for equality.

[Troll]

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HTH