55 years old, cycle 10 miles a day, gym four times a week, flattish stomach, can't chart a duck = mid overweight.
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I presume you have all done the high and waist string test?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Does it work with knitting wool?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI presume you have all done the high and waist string test?Comment
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They looked like they were using parcel string on the telly so I don't know.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDoes it work with knitting wool?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I could make it work with elastic bands.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThey looked like they were using parcel string on the telly so I don't know.Comment
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[emoji38]Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI could make it work with elastic bands.
Stop putting yourself down..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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This. Fat people are supposed to be jolly.Originally posted by SueEllen View Post[emoji38]
Stop putting yourself down...Comment
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Rude! MS does lots of exercise and from her pictures isn't fat.Originally posted by woohoo View PostThis. Fat people are supposed to be jolly."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Obese - but reckon if I lopped off the old boy....
(Dont worry ladies not going to do it).Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Lots of grass?Originally posted by glebe digital View PostBMI 24.7, at 49 that puts me in the '23% Healthy' Scot males apparently. . . don't know about fat, can barely pinch skin so guess it's mostly muscle.
That's >100k on the bike every week for you . . . . and I eat like horse btw.
Suck it up fatties!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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