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Previously on "Are You Obese?"
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Take the long route back from the Jobcentre Plus and console yourself with that winning personality. Fatty.
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Lots of grass?Originally posted by glebe digital View PostBMI 24.7, at 49 that puts me in the '23% Healthy' Scot males apparently. . . don't know about fat, can barely pinch skin so guess it's mostly muscle.
That's >100k on the bike every week for you . . . . and I eat like horse btw.
Suck it up fatties!
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Obese - but reckon if I lopped off the old boy....
(Dont worry ladies not going to do it).
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I could make it work with elastic bands.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThey looked like they were using parcel string on the telly so I don't know.
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Does it work with knitting wool?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI presume you have all done the high and waist string test?
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55 years old, cycle 10 miles a day, gym four times a week, flattish stomach, can't chart a duck = mid overweight.
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Jog On can chart it for you.Originally posted by BR14 View PostThat'll go far, when can i buy shares?
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