Can anyone let me know which terminal I should touch tell Jeeves to land my Bombardier Global 7000 to pick me up later?
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Which terminal has the obesity wheelchair lift?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan anyone let me know which terminal I should touch tell Jeeves to land my Bombardier Global 7000 to pick me up later? -
Terminal 1, since it's been closed for 3 years (although you probably still want to claim you've been in the lounge there recently)Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan anyone let me know which terminal I should touch tell Jeeves to land my Bombardier Global 7000 to pick me up later?
Also, it's inadvisable to land a plane on a terminal, although if said terminal is at least 2,810ft long, then the 7k could manage.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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If only I had Threaded's time machine, I'd go back in time and knock on your mum's door to let the milkman know he's left his lights on.Originally posted by WTFH View PostTerminal 1, since it's been closed for 3 years (although you probably still want to claim you've been in the lounge there recently)
Also, it's inadvisable to land a plane on a terminal, although if said terminal is at least 2,810ft long, then the 7k could manage.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Milkman? My dad was a rugby player.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf only I had Threaded's time machine, I'd go back in time and knock on your mum's door to let the milkman know he's left his lights on.
In fact, looking at the fixtures list for nine months before I was born, I'm fairly certain that I've narrowed it down to one of two teams.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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old publicschoolians or old stateschoolhooligans???Originally posted by WTFH View PostMilkman? My dad was a rugby player.
In fact, looking at the fixtures list for nine months before I was born, I'm fairly certain that I've narrowed it down to one of two teams.
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