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    What price for body parts?

    Court next week, when a certain ISP wants to get lots of money from me, in spite of the fact that they cut me off in the first place.

    I was thinking of offering the shirt off my back, but it may make more impact if I tell the court that they have have already had a leg and an arm, and which piece do they want next?

    Please discuss.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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    Originally posted by Sysman
    Court next week, when a certain ISP wants to get lots of money from me, in spite of the fact that they cut me off in the first place.

    I was thinking of offering the shirt off my back, but it may make more impact if I tell the court that they have have already had a leg and an arm, and which piece do they want next?

    Please discuss.
    have you thought about conveying your displeasure through the medium of mime? Simply have a dump in the witness box.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      What's the story?
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        How much are you offering a kidney for?
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          I understand that Catherine the Great of Russia would offer 100 roubles per inch of man meat for sex with her. Rasputin turned out to be a very rich man, AtW only earned 50 roubles a spin.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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