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I understand that Catherine the Great of Russia would offer 100 roubles per inch of man meat for sex with her. Rasputin turned out to be a very rich man, AtW only earned 50 roubles a spin.
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have you thought about conveying your displeasure through the medium of mime? Simply have a dump in the witness box.Originally posted by SysmanCourt next week, when a certain ISP wants to get lots of money from me, in spite of the fact that they cut me off in the first place.
I was thinking of offering the shirt off my back, but it may make more impact if I tell the court that they have have already had a leg and an arm, and which piece do they want next?
Please discuss.
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What price for body parts?
Court next week, when a certain ISP wants to get lots of money from me, in spite of the fact that they cut me off in the first place.
I was thinking of offering the shirt off my back, but it may make more impact if I tell the court that they have have already had a leg and an arm, and which piece do they want next?
Please discuss.Tags: None
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