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Famous Adulterer

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    #11
    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    A coffee/keyboard interface moment.
    It has gone quiet as he is doing a text search in the bible on "spanking the monkey"
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #12
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent
      It has gone quiet as he is doing a text search in the bible on "spanking the monkey"
      Shouldn't that be 'bashing the bishop'?
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        #13
        Well if someone can find such things in the Bible then it'll give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'parting the waters'.

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          #14
          Bloomin heck

          I knew that one of the commandments was 'thou shalt not commit adultery'

          Is the holy moron now telling us there's a free bonus commandment 'thou shalt not have a tug' ??????



          I suppose he'll blame wet dreams on the devil



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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            And the sin of Onan, which contrary to expectations is actually whipping it out before the vinegar stroke....
            scousers call that 'getting off at edge hill'


            (the last station before lime street)


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              #16
              Why doesn't that surprise me?

              Can honestly tell you that I have never done that - ever.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                what a nice mature topic eh? Has anyone ever heard of that word before?

                " A cuckolded husband ".. isnt that a great word?! Cock-olded, surely.. with a "u" to make it ok to the people who won WWII for us.
                To be or not to be... or get someone else to be, and take the slack for it.

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