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Tonic replied

7 December 2006, 07:40
what a nice mature topic eh? Has anyone ever heard of that word before?

" A cuckolded husband ".. isnt that a great word?! Cock-olded, surely.. with a "u" to make it ok to the people who won WWII for us.
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vetran replied

7 December 2006, 00:35
Why doesn't that surprise me?

Can honestly tell you that I have never done that - ever.
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EternalOptimist replied

6 December 2006, 14:16
Originally posted by zeitghost

And the sin of Onan, which contrary to expectations is actually whipping it out before the vinegar stroke....

scousers call that 'getting off at edge hill'

(the last station before lime street)
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EternalOptimist replied

6 December 2006, 14:06
Bloomin heck

I knew that one of the commandments was 'thou shalt not commit adultery'

Is the holy moron now telling us there's a free bonus commandment 'thou shalt not have a tug' ??????

I suppose he'll blame wet dreams on the devil
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Joe Black replied

5 December 2006, 20:34
Well if someone can find such things in the Bible then it'll give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'parting the waters'.
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Zippy replied

5 December 2006, 19:54
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

It has gone quiet as he is doing a text search in the bible on "spanking the monkey"

Shouldn't that be 'bashing the bishop'?
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DodgyAgent replied

5 December 2006, 17:42
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

A coffee/keyboard interface moment.

It has gone quiet as he is doing a text search in the bible on "spanking the monkey"
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Dundeegeorge replied

5 December 2006, 17:30
Thanks Tony

Originally posted by TonyEnglish

"Have you ever masturbated?"

Does he use the holes in his hands for this? Just like that Jebus guy.

A coffee/keyboard interface moment.
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BoredBloke replied

5 December 2006, 17:28
"Have you ever masturbated?"

Does he use the holes in his hands for this? Just like that Jebus guy.
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Churchill replied

5 December 2006, 17:08
Remember Chico, lying is a sin.
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DodgyAgent replied

5 December 2006, 16:54
Originally posted by Chico

Can honestly tell you that I have never done that - ever. Anyway back to my question still cheating?

Of course I am. I 'm an agent we shaft people for a living.

Have you ever masturbated?
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Chico replied

5 December 2006, 16:49
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

And are you still spanking the monkey?

Can honestly tell you that I have never done that - ever. Anyway back to my question still cheating?
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DodgyAgent replied

5 December 2006, 16:42
Originally posted by Chico

Dodgy

Never mind AtW or the celeb. Are you still cheating on your wife?

And are you still spanking the monkey?
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sasguru replied

5 December 2006, 16:37
CC=C*** Chico
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Chico replied

5 December 2006, 16:37
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

This is not why AtW has gone into hiding is it?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../05/nban05.xml

who is it?

Dodgy

Never mind AtW or the celeb. Are you still cheating on your wife?
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