Who hates the Queens speech at xmas?

[Dundeegeorge]

Ah, not a socialist then

Choose whatever makes you feel better

since you've given me an option.
Sorry about maligning you there, that, but we can't be too careful. The road to the asylum is paved with letting the loonies have their own way.






(Can you spot the dichotomy there?)

[Sysman]

Why is a muslim giving a "Christmas" speech?

Does that mean I can demand a TV slot to give a speech at Eid?

Thought not...

[Churchill]

(Can you spot the dichotomy there?)

Yes and if you don't put it away you'll get arrested.

It's ok, I've got me coat!

Churchill - In "Off t'pub" mode!

[Lucy]

Next year the BNP will give the alternative speech dressed as Adolf Hitler for some balance.

HTH

Or, the beeb could play this:

Alternative to liz

[Dundeegeorge]

I'm afraid not churchill

Yes and if you don't put it away you'll get arrested.

It's ok, I've got me coat!

Churchill - In "Off t'pub" mode!

I cannot be arrested as I'm a gay single parent unemployed muslim asylum seeker, so if there's anyplace you want burned down or anybody you want beaten up, just let me know. I-mum's the word, eh.

(Did I get all the Daily Mail references in there Pussbag? I ask you as you seem to know a great deal about the Daily Mail).