Reply to: Who hates the Queens speech at xmas?

[Dundeegeorge]

I'm afraid not churchill

Yes and if you don't put it away you'll get arrested.

It's ok, I've got me coat!

Churchill - In "Off t'pub" mode!

I cannot be arrested as I'm a gay single parent unemployed muslim asylum seeker, so if there's anyplace you want burned down or anybody you want beaten up, just let me know. I-mum's the word, eh.

(Did I get all the Daily Mail references in there Pussbag? I ask you as you seem to know a great deal about the Daily Mail).

[Lucy]

Next year the BNP will give the alternative speech dressed as Adolf Hitler for some balance.

HTH

Or, the beeb could play this:

Alternative to liz

[Churchill]

(Can you spot the dichotomy there?)

Yes and if you don't put it away you'll get arrested.

It's ok, I've got me coat!

Churchill - In "Off t'pub" mode!

[Sysman]

Why is a muslim giving a "Christmas" speech?

Does that mean I can demand a TV slot to give a speech at Eid?

Thought not...

[Dundeegeorge]

Ah, not a socialist then

Choose whatever makes you feel better

since you've given me an option.
Sorry about maligning you there, that, but we can't be too careful. The road to the asylum is paved with letting the loonies have their own way.






(Can you spot the dichotomy there?)

[Bagpuss]

was your sense of humour beaten out of you, or did you never have one (i.e. you really are a filthy socialist)?

Oh, and I presume you mean label.

Choose whatever makes you feel better

[Churchill]

To celebrate diversity of course you daft dog...

...go and piddle up a lamppost or something as equally constructive...

Christ Mass...

Muslim...

It's a bit windy to piss up a lamppost. My important bits will get all wet!

[Dundeegeorge]

Oh dear

That's right you never quite got the concept of venn diagrams did you?

Black or white

Socialist or Fascist

Cannot lable, brain cannot compute, need more Daily Mail input....

was your sense of humour beaten out of you, or did you never have one (i.e. you really are a filthy socialist)?

Oh, and I presume you mean label.

[Bagpuss]

some kind of filthy socialist?
Well, cats, should I be surprised?

That's right you never quite got the concept of venn diagrams did you?

Black or white

Socialist or Fascist

Cannot lable, brain cannot compute, need more Daily Mail input....

[ratewhore]

Why is a muslim giving a "Christmas" speech?

To celebrate diversity of course you daft dog...

...go and piddle up a lamppost or something as equally constructive...

[Dundeegeorge]

Are you

Or they could have a link to this site

some kind of filthy socialist?
Well, cats, should I be surprised?

[Bagpuss]

Next year the BNP will give the alternative speech dressed as Adolf Hitler for some balance.

HTH

Or they could have a link to this site

[DimPrawn]

Next year the BNP will give the alternative speech dressed as Adolf Hitler for some balance.

HTH

[Bagpuss]

The alternative speech has been on channel 4 for some time. Even the mighty Homer Simpson has done one.

Anything has to be better than some scriptwriten propaganda designed to make us believe that the Queen actually thinks for herself.

[Dundeegeorge]

Give that dog a biscuit

good question, churchill.