It makes Brillo look lucky!

[vetran]

Lawyer's wife divorced him while he was on holiday | Daily Mail Online

Lawyer who returned from a three-month holiday to India to find his wife had divorced him and married another man calls for judge to scrap ruling
Lawyer and his wife has split but she got 'quickie' divorce while he was away
He is appealing the decree, saying he did not have a chance to challenge it
Judge says he can't overturn ruling as his ex-wife has already remarried
Scotland's Court of Session gives couple three months to sort out finances

[SueEllen]

Takes longer to get divorced in England and Wales than Scotland unfortunately.

[TwoWolves]

A three month holiday without the wife? What kind of fool thinks she'll be waiting when he got back?

Bet he put it about while he was there too, probably got wife no. two lined-up.

[greenlake]

Takes longer to get divorced in England and Wales than Scotland unfortunately.

Well, based on his last post, Brillo's been gone for almost a month so far....