Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
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A walking social disaster!
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Originally posted by expatFrom The Office? How about from Poet Laureate John Betjeman's famous 1937 poem?Carpe Pactum
(does fuzzy logic tickle?)Comment
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Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens
Those air-conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans
Tinned minds, tinned breath.
Mess up the mess they call a town –
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week for half-a-crown
For twenty years, (A time AtW could afford to buy )
And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears,
And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.
But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.
It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead
And talk of sports and makes of cars
In various bogus Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.
In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.
Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWhy thankyou, ma'am... too kind... hope you caught my star appearance with the War Criminal James Tiberius Kirk on Saturday...
My scales were so much greener & shinier in those days.
(And no, I don't mean a variation on cottaging!)Comment
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?"Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough." (from The Office)
Good luck with the interview
from The Office? Oh dear...
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those airconditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans, tinned minds, tinned breath.
Mess up the mess they call a town:
A house for ninetyseven down,
And once a week a half a crown
For twenty years.
Darn, too many Julebryg I'll have to google the rest.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWhy thankyou, ma'am... too kind... hope you caught my star appearance with the War Criminal James Tiberius Kirk on Saturday...
My scales were so much greener & shinier in those days.Comment
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?"Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough." (from The Office)
by John Betjeman
Slough
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
Tinned minds, tinned breath.
Mess up the mess they call a town-
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week a half a crown
For twenty years.
And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears:
And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.
But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.
It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead
And talk of sport and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.
In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.
Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Nothing wrong with working in Slough
At least you can get a decent curry, Hungarian Goulash, Polish stew, Sweet & Sour chicken, Italian....................
Seriously its not bad and Betjeman had the decency to admit he exaggerated, I wouldn't want to live there though, very depressing in parts.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetranAt least you can get a decent curry, Hungarian Goulash, Polish stew, Sweet & Sour chicken, Italian....................
Seriously its not bad and Betjeman had the decency to admit he exaggerated, I wouldn't want to live there though, very depressing in parts.Comment
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