Free central heating service

**Lance** · 30 January 2018, 11:33

I'll send a man.

You must agree to my Ts and Cs which involve you buying all your gas, electricity, petrol and diesel from me for 25 years (or more if I wish).

>>>>>> sign here <<<<<<<

**Hobosapien** · 30 January 2018, 11:57

Don't bother repairing the central heating in your house, use the central heating in your body. Stay warm by munching on naga chillies, or scotch bonnets if you're up that way.

**stek** · 30 January 2018, 12:10

Originally posted by BR14 View Post

My heating's on the blink.
Anyone know of a Free service co who'll come and fix it Free?
Without charging me any money?
<must be corgi registered>
any advice welcome,
Thanks in advance

Free central heating service