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Politics, what's stopping you from running for office?
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I've lived a life. My past would render me an unsuitable candidate....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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You'll have had to have lived a very colourful life to be less suitable than a large number of current MPs.Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI've lived a life. My past would render me an unsuitable candidate.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Ah, you mean just like the House of Lords? That explains a hell of a lot...Originally posted by WTFH View PostNot CUK office. That wasn't election, that was nomination followed by investiture.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Bloody Nepotism!!Originally posted by Mordac View PostAh, you mean just like the House of Lords? That explains a hell of a lot...
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Not much of an obstacle these days, it would seem...Originally posted by woohoo View PostMF is obviously on the sex pest list. But what's stopping the rest of you?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Let’s face it any of us that regularly post here will have said enough to render us untouchable from an electorate point of view. I wouldn’t have it any other way. [emoji91]Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostYou'll have had to have lived a very colourful life to be less suitable than a large number of current MPs.Comment
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I'm a poor liar and I'm sure I would give direct answers. Not sure how long I would last, telling the truth.
Plus I'm pro brexit and don't like religion (any religion). Plus I want rid of the monarchy, or just keep Megan. So I don't think I fit any electorate.Comment
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yeah but they are all getting caught now - even a rogue touch of the knee is enough to get kicked out of the cabinet.Originally posted by Mordac View PostNot much of an obstacle these days, it would seem...Comment
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I dread to think what would come out of the woodwork.Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostYou'll have had to have lived a very colourful life to be less suitable than a large number of current MPs....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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