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My own personal motorway lane
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Like the germans zipper rule...Originally posted by stek View PostMerge in turn should be the rule at the end.
German Roads Are Smarter Than Yours | Immodest proposal | OZY
And if you do not obey ze rules you will be of to ze camps!Comment
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The biggest danger i see on motorways is lorries hogging the middle lane for miles and causing miles of tailback behind.
They just give a signal and move to middle lane without caring if a car is already there in the middle lane beside them.
I have seen dozens of times people swerving at the last minute to avoid themComment
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M25 Surrey/Kent four lane section - inside two lanes always much quicker. Just need to watch out for the lorries...______________________
Don't get mad...get even...Comment
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They wanted to know where to get elbow patches like the ones on your corduroy jacketOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostI did get pulled over by the rozzers once in the mid 90s for staying in the middle lane. It was 2am, and no-one else was around (except for the police of course). Not quite sure what the point was.Comment
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Wrong. You can mathematically model it. If all lanes are used and people merge as the lanes close, the traffic moves faster overall and queues are shortened. Shorter queues are important because if the queue goes back as far as a junction you get even more congestion.Originally posted by original PM View PostI know this is sarcasm but those people are the reason why traffic jams occur
The only way they can merge once they get to the end of the lane which is closed is for all the other traffic to slow down to zero to let them in
If everyone merged with a mile to go you would happily continue at a certain pace which is above zero.
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/13/u...r-traffic.html
https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/d...e/zip-merging/
I have noticed over the years that more people are using the outside lane until the last 100 yards or so.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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And will give better erectile function: -Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostRide a bike and filter....traffic conjestion! What's that?
Riding a bike does NOT damage sexual or urinary functions | Daily Mail OnlineComment
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Definately nothing better than the throb of a 1200cc v-twin ducati between your legs.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd will give better erectile function: -
Riding a bike does NOT damage sexual or urinary functions | Daily Mail OnlineComment
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Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostRide a bike and filter....traffic conjestion! What's that?doesn't help your spelling though.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostDefinately nothing better than the throb of a 1200cc v-twin ducati between your legs.
not a great ducati fan, but i agree in principle
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