Originally posted by Hobosapien
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Xmas Dinner - What you all having?
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I tried cooking those last year but firstly the blanket caught fire and secondly the pig escaped"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
Christmas Day at the mother in laws. Turkey I think.
Boxing Day I’m hosting and I’m getting in a forerib of beef from the local butcher.
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The quality of the gravy that I'll settle for at Christmas is different too.Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostPigs in blankets.
Apart from the starter and crimbo crackers, pigs in blankets are usually the only thing differentiating xmas dinner from a normal Sunday roast. Oh and the turkey instead of chicken.
First world problems and all that.
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Goose. Plus the usual other stuff (except sprouts). Probably a couple of bottles of Lismore Syrah to go with it.Comment
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Nah, you need a bit more variety....Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostI might have one on boxing day too.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostFill yer boots....

That's had more fillings than nlady on a Saturday night.
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No idea. I am being hosted by someone I've never met so will be on best behaviour and not picking the onions out of my dinner.Comment
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