Saw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that, but he landed up in a big heap on the floor, then a group who had seen it all held him down and someone gave him a right shiner, then manhandled him away.
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Chrissy Balls! Saw Someone Get a Christmas shiner.
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You got it all wrong! He wasn't getting aggressive....he just started snoring really loudly....Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSaw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive
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Can't be MF - that is full strength beer.Originally posted by greenlake View PostYou got it all wrong! He wasn't getting aggressive....he just started snoring really loudly....

He has a pina colada. With cherry and umbrella.....Comment
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Sorry, here's the unedited photo....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan't be MF - that is full strength beer.
He has a pina colada. With cherry and umbrella.....
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Hope you never get called to court as a witness. Sounds like you talk a load of tulipe and have a vivid imagination after one sherry.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSaw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that, but he landed up in a big heap on the floor, then a group who had seen it all held him down and someone gave him a right shiner, then manhandled him away.Comment
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Are you calling me queer? Are you trying to chat me up??!?!?!Originally posted by greenlake View PostSorry, here's the unedited photo....

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Can't be MF that bloke is too stylishly dressed, not to say far better looking.Originally posted by greenlake View PostSorry, here's the unedited photo....
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Sorry, here's the unedited photo....Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostCan't be MF that bloke is too stylishly dressed, not to say far better looking.
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Thanks, that looks like a motley crew of fishermen and seamen right there.Originally posted by greenlake View PostSorry, here's the unedited photo....

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The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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