Chrissy Balls! Saw Someone Get a Christmas shiner.

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MrMarkyMark replied

19 December 2017, 18:22
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Don't worry MM. We know he is talking nonsense. It takes at least 2 sherries.....

Indeed.

Hence the confusion
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BrilloPad replied

19 December 2017, 18:21
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Don't worry MM. We know he is talking nonsense. It takes at least 2 sherries.....
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BrilloPad replied

19 December 2017, 18:18
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Are you calling me queer? Are you trying to chat me up??!?!?!

Greenlake is blind?
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MrMarkyMark replied

19 December 2017, 18:14
Originally posted by washed up contractor View Post

Hope you never get called to court as a witness. Sounds like you talk a load of tulipe and have a vivid imagination after one sherry.
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shaunbhoy replied

19 December 2017, 18:08
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

If that is MF then he must have been working out since I last met up with him.
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MrMarkyMark replied

19 December 2017, 17:34
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MrMarkyMark replied

19 December 2017, 17:30
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

Thanks, that looks like a motley crew of fishermen and seamen right there.

Cheers
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greenlake replied

19 December 2017, 16:37
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Can't be MF that bloke is too stylishly dressed, not to say far better looking.

Sorry, here's the unedited photo....
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MrMarkyMark replied

19 December 2017, 16:18
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

Can't be MF that bloke is too stylishly dressed, not to say far better looking.
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MarillionFan replied

19 December 2017, 16:17
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

Are you calling me queer? Are you trying to chat me up??!?!?!
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washed up contractor replied

19 December 2017, 16:10
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Saw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that, but he landed up in a big heap on the floor, then a group who had seen it all held him down and someone gave him a right shiner, then manhandled him away.

Hope you never get called to court as a witness. Sounds like you talk a load of tulipe and have a vivid imagination after one sherry.
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greenlake replied

19 December 2017, 15:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Can't be MF - that is full strength beer.

He has a pina colada. With cherry and umbrella.....

Sorry, here's the unedited photo....
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BrilloPad replied

19 December 2017, 15:33
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

You got it all wrong! He wasn't getting aggressive....he just started snoring really loudly....

Can't be MF - that is full strength beer.

He has a pina colada. With cherry and umbrella.....
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greenlake replied

19 December 2017, 15:32
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Saw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive

You got it all wrong! He wasn't getting aggressive....he just started snoring really loudly....
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MrMarkyMark started a topic Chrissy Balls! Saw Someone Get a Christmas shiner.

19 December 2017, 15:13
Chrissy Balls! Saw Someone Get a Christmas shiner.

Saw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that, but he landed up in a big heap on the floor, then a group who had seen it all held him down and someone gave him a right shiner, then manhandled him away.
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