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Even God doesnt like agents
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"Deputy coroner Richard Van Oppen said: "This is a tragic and most bizarre and extraordinary event. I have never heard anything like it before."
What he has never heard of somebody being struck by lightning?
"Businessman Mr Haffenden was holidaying with his wife and their three children, Rupert, 10, Hector, eight, and Cordelia, three, and friends. "
I think calling his kids those names would have been sufficient cause. Imagine going through school being called Rupert, Hector or Cordelia. Tight feckersRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I reckon it was the tax man wot did it!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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