Want to become Rocket Scientist...qualifications needed?

[jamesbrown]

A foundational course in bicycle science should allow you to progress through moped science to tank science and, eventually, rocket science. You’ll need a top-up course for sciencing rockets w/ left hand drive.

[MrMarkyMark]

A foundational course in bicycle science should allow you to progress through moped science to tank science and, eventually, rocket science. You’ll need a top-up course for sciencing rockets w/ left hand drive.

Fook me, that sounds like real hard work.

Any other ideas how I can earn huge amounts of Dollar?

[BrilloPad]

Sounds more like the last Mrs BP.

Only for you.

In the divorce, a Saturn5 would have been cheaper.....

[LondonManc]

Yes children, remember to get your timesheet signed before you are hauled in front of the firing squad...

It doesn't matter, so long as David Moyes is in charge of the firing squad.

[jamesbrown]

Any other ideas how I can earn huge amounts of Dollar?

Shorting everything where scootie is long?

[Lance]

Hi all

I am currently contracting within British Aerospace as a General Maintenance Consultant. I would like to make the leap into becoming a Rocket Scientist contractor as they always seem to be in high demand and are paid very well (£100 minimum per hour here.)

My question is - what qualification/s do I need to make this leap? I did not go to university.

I have some rocket building experience from following this:-
https://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2...ch-mini-rocket

but what qualification do I need to attain?

Many thanks

you've met a rocket scientist.
You know what a rocket is.
It goes on your CV now.

Start applying.

[BrilloPad]

you've met a rocket scientist.
You know what a rocket is.
It goes on your CV now.

Start applying.

Just be careful of all those agents saying they have rocket jobs. Some of them will be harvesting CVs.....

[LondonManc]

you've met a rocket scientist.
You know what a rocket is.
It goes on your CV now.

Start applying.

His two references are Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers. What could go wrong?

[Lance]

His two references are Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers. What could go wrong?

I would have thought there was a pr0n move called ***** Rogers as well but it seems not.

Hey---- I've just had a brilliant idea. How about making a movie to avoid tax. Any issues with that anyone?

[MrMarkyMark]

you've met a rocket scientist.
You know what a rocket is.
It goes on your CV now.

Start applying.

A foundational course in bicycle science should allow you to progress through moped science to tank science and, eventually, rocket science. You’ll need a top-up course for sciencing rockets w/ left hand drive.

Lance, are you suggesting JB's suggestion is unnecessary and overkill?

That blagging it would be the way forward