Want to become Rocket Scientist...qualifications needed?

[Mordac]

North Korea offer some excellent apprentice schemes. Plenty of motivational help from senior management and handy if you want to move into cyber security and hacking.

They have a novel way of dealing with those who make any mistakes though...

[barrydidit]

You rang?

Nothing like enjoying a much needed fag, whilst watching the trajectory onscreen of your recently launched warhead.

I thought it was Doohg's new PM setup - Phone, fags and a microphone to encourage his minions with motivational slogans and random threats of merciless annihilation.

[BrilloPad]

The problem with most systems is the user asks for a sparkler. But gets a Saturn5 rocket.

Dear God my we be saved from "intelligent" people who over complicate things.

Adopt KISS methodology - Keep It Simple Stupid

[woohoo]

They have a novel way of dealing with those who make any mistakes though...

May be novel, but getting blown up by an anti tank gun sure is motivational.

[LondonManc]

The problem with most systems is the user asks for a sparkler. But gets a Saturn5 rocket.

Dear God my we be saved from "intelligent" people who over complicate things.

Adopt KISS methodology - Keep It Simple Stupid

Sounds more like the last Mrs BP.

[Fred Bloggs]

Actually rocket science is not difficult at all, just a few simple maths and physics rules

It's just Newton's 3rd law of motion, isn't it? Simples.

[woohoo]

It's just Newton's 3rd law of motion, isn't it? Simples.

There are 3 laws, bugger.

[LondonManc]

There are 3 laws, bugger.

Newton's 1st law of marriage:
For every male reaction, there will be a female overreaction.

[MrMarkyMark]

Do you think this will help?

[Mordac]

May be novel, but getting blown up by an anti tank gun sure is motivational.

Yes children, remember to get your timesheet signed before you are hauled in front of the firing squad...