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    #41
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    If only you could brag with plural auch
    You certainly don't have to worry about me
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #42
      cure tummy ache

      Indian man had cup inserted up bottom by quack doctor | Daily Mail Online

      Man, 60, with a metal CUP lodged up his bottom claims he has 'learnt the lesson' of his life after it was inserted by quack doctors as a cure for his stomach ache
      An Indian farmer agreed to have the 21cm tall object inserted in his anus
      He had previously been suffering months of vomiting and stomach pain
      After realising he was still in agony he saw genuine medics at a private clinic
      They performed an endoscopy and x-ray – and were shocked by the find
      Video shows them successfully removing the cup in a 90-minute operation





      oh dear...
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #43
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        You certainly don't have to worry about me
        Ah you slapper yeh
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #44
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          Ah you slapper yeh
          aye, - his real name's hairy mary

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            #45
            Get older...
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #46
              Originally posted by mattfx View Post
              You've already done that - you've successfully modded this lot!
              I guess one of your aims is to be a successful brown noser.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #47
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Get older...
                But how much older?
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by BR14
                  I'M free !
                  AYSYCOTBAC?

                  FREE?
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by BR14
                    I'M free !
                    But do you tick the vaguely feminine box?

                    Or do you just have a juicy box?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by original PM View Post
                      But do you tick the vaguely feminine box?

                      Or do you just have a juicy box?
                      I suggest you guys get a room and work through all of this in private
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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