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You wouldn't catch me dead in Solihull.Originally posted by cojak View Post -
I've just bought a steering lock for mine."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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and that's the posh part of Birmingham . . . typical champagne socialistOriginally posted by northernladyuk View PostYou wouldn't catch me dead in Solihull.
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I quite like Birmingham - in parts. Solihull is a soul-less vortex of despair.Originally posted by filthy1980 View Postand that's the posh part of Birmingham . . . typical champagne socialist
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Next up, contactless payment cards get skimmed. Watch out for those hugger muggers.
At least all the tech for the lazy keeps the thieving scum in moolah so they don't need to resort to mugging with menaces or house breaking to get the car keys.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post

On the brightside, keyless means you can't lose them down the back of the sofa. All part of the sofa-less society plan.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Don't put your airbag in there though....Originally posted by cojak View PostStore your car keys in the microwave overnight
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