Found an iPhone cable and adapter

[stek]

It was just lying there on someone's desk, guy wasn't there, changing tapes or somesuch, i'm selling it, it's for an iPhone 2....

[northernladyuk]

It was just lying there on someone's desk, guy wasn't there, changing tapes or somesuch, i'm selling it, it's for an iPhone 2....

I hope you disinfected it first.

[MarillionFan]

Wow. Similar here. I also found a wallet and car keys in a jacket left on a chair. What are the odds?

[WTFH]

It was just lying there on someone's desk, guy wasn't there, changing tapes or somesuch, i'm selling it, it's for an iPhone 2....

I'll offer you £0.01... as long as you give me a VAT receipt.

[BrilloPad]

Wow. Similar here. I also found a wallet and car keys in a jacket left on a chair. What are the odds?

I just found your brain.

Oh wait, it was the brain from a wasp. I got confused.

[MarillionFan]

I just found your brain.

Oh wait, it was the brain from a wasp. I got confused.

I heard you were hung like a flea.

[northernladyuk]

I heard you were hung like a flea.

That's no good. It would take an elephant to fill you nowadays.

[BrilloPad]

That's no good. It would take an elephant to fill you nowadays.

That reminds me of the film Grimsby. A mental image it is hard to shake off.

[BrilloPad]

I heard you were hung like a flea.

Which ex-mrs-bp was that? Its all lies.....

[northernladyuk]

Which ex-mrs-bp was that? Its all lies.....

The next one. Maybe it's just the cat AIDS dementia talking.