Inflation now at 3% and rising

[sasguru]

Is that some kind of racist term?

I think he's calling you a "ho".

[northernladyuk]

I think he's calling you a "ho".

I'm generously assuming that's just poor typing (ironically seeing as PITA was presumably in the 'Typing' stream at school).

[mattfx]

Yep, the irony is laughable really. There's a super hardcore brexiteer in the office here who is currently saying how fantastic it is that house prices are falling, interest is going up and how he was going to get a better house right at the end of the market crashing and that his ISA would get a better rate as a result of extra interest.

... What he failed to realise was that his house would also, in turn, be worth less. (or worthless, depending on how you look at it).

Same person also sports a hatred of Tony Blair - I was curious to why and the only two things he could verbalise were the Iraq war and the IRA amnesty...

And that ladies and gentlemen, is what we are dealing with.

[AtW]

You working with Mauve Monkey?

[bobspud]

Not really. Have enough to retire on if I was forced to.

Great! now **** off and go bother the goats in Portugal you tedious oaf!

[northernladyuk]

Great! now **** off and go bother the goats in Portugal you tedious oaf!

Do you not think it is the duty of the intelligent and educated to teach the less fortunate?

[sasguru]

Great! now **** off and go bother the goats in Portugal you tedious oaf!

No rush.
I work remotely for local and overseas clients.
I can move abroad when the time is right.
Or if there is crash, buy a massive penthouse overlooking the Thames.
Options, options.

For now I quite fancy staying here and enjoying the shadenfreude

[Platypus]

Not really. Have enough to retire on if I was forced to.

Don't you find people who constantly brag about how much money they've got so be so very common and tedious? I'm guessing your chip comes from your family being working class very poor and having an impoverished upbringing, which gives you the need to non-stop mention that you have a timeshare in Portugal and have maxed out your ISA allowance, or wherever you stash your incredible wealth.

[Platypus]

No rush.
I work remotely for local and overseas clients.
I can move abroad when the time is right.
Or if there is crash, buy a massive penthouse overlooking the Thames.
Options, options.

For now I quite fancy staying here and enjoying the shadenfreude

je reste ma valise.

[northernladyuk]

No rush.
I work remotely for local and overseas clients.
I can move abroad when the time is right.
Or if there is crash, buy a massive penthouse overlooking the Thames.
Options, options.

For now I quite fancy staying here and enjoying the shadenfreude

Schadenfreude works perfectly well remotely.