10 reasons to marry Cherie

**Logie** · 27 November 2006, 17:29

9. She's mates with that Chaplin woman.

**Lucy** · 27 November 2006, 17:30

8. You'll have your own private post box

**SallyAnne** · 27 November 2006, 17:32

7. She seems like a very nice lady.

**_V_** · 27 November 2006, 17:50

6. She'll stick up for your Human Rights and get you a good deal on a flat in Bristol. Allegedly.

**snaw** · 27 November 2006, 17:51

5. She looks good with a bag on her head, and she swallows.

Or is that two?

**BoredBloke** · 27 November 2006, 18:06

Because she isn't superwoman sob sniff fake tears etc

Oh no that is a reason not to marry her

**sasguru** · 27 November 2006, 18:16

Because you'll feel really good when the divorce comes through?

**BoredBloke** · 27 November 2006, 18:19

Only because you don't have to look at somebody who resembles their image in the back of a spoon. From a financial point of view you'd be well fecked though! She is the prime ministers wife and has a very well paid job in her own right but still feels the need to buy cr@@p on ebay. That strikes me that old pillerbox features is as tight as a ducks @rse - and after 4 kids, not in a good way either!

Surely banging mrs Blair is the ultimate in contraception because the beer needed to get those beer goggles to work would put the little chap into a coma which extra strength viagra could not touch.

**DimPrawn** · 27 November 2006, 19:01

4. Because she is bloody good looking with a great bod.

HTH

Dave Blunkett

10 reasons to marry Cherie