So my dog tells me.
D. Blunkett
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4. Because she is bloody good looking with a great bod.
HTH
Dave Blunkett
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Only because you don't have to look at somebody who resembles their image in the back of a spoon. From a financial point of view you'd be well fecked though! She is the prime ministers wife and has a very well paid job in her own right but still feels the need to buy cr@@p on ebay. That strikes me that old pillerbox features is as tight as a ducks @rse - and after 4 kids, not in a good way either!
Surely banging mrs Blair is the ultimate in contraception because the beer needed to get those beer goggles to work would put the little chap into a coma which extra strength viagra could not touch.
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Because she isn't superwoman sob sniff fake tears etc
Oh no that is a reason not to marry her
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5. She looks good with a bag on her head, and she swallows.
Or is that two?
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6. She'll stick up for your Human Rights and get you a good deal on a flat in Bristol. Allegedly.
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10 reasons to marry Cherie
10. She earns a lot of dosh.Tags: None
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