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Originally posted by original PM View PostOooh fish are biting today.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostHush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostWell, the going rate in the UK is £1bn for 10 MPs (or is it £1.5bn?). That means to buy a majority in Westminster would cost £32bn.
UK Population is 70 million, Europe is about 5x that.
5x32 = £160bn, so getting it for £100bn is a bargain! :lol:His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHis Mum says, can you make sure it's sized so he chokes when he puts it in his mouth.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostHush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.
How continental!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostIt's all nice and jolly where I'm sitting. Here's a Blower cartoon (from The Telegraph) to lighten the mood:
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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