Saving more on VAT and corporation tax

[WTFH]

I'm sorry to be a dunce, but what is a "sockie" ?!

It's a puppet on the end of another user's arm that is an attempt at humour/disruption/misinformation.

[WTFH]

Thread lock time?

Asking for a thread to be locked is a lockable offence

Alternatively, I might just merge it with his one from last year.

[barrydidit]

What answers are you looking for?

He could always kill the entire royal family and declare himself monarch. The crown is exempt from taxation since certain acts of parliament don't apply to them.

[WTFH]

Duly merged.

[mattfx]

It's a puppet on the end of another user's arm that is an attempt at humour/disruption/misinformation.

Thanks WTFH

[abc111]

Because the answers you are looking for are called tax evasion, which is illegal.

nah! he's too busy to advise me in details! i have him as he's cheaper...

[abc111]

there are accountants who claim that they will make sure that you take away 90% of your income...how do they do it!

what project activities you can claim as expenses -excluding travel, dining and lodging etc.
for example, if you are working on a project and get paid hourly then what activities you can put down that won't attract VAT and tax... i.e. expenses...

expert opinion please no nonsense...

[zeitghost]

Expert opinion: you are a crusty sock puppet and no mistake.

No hu-man can possibly be this dense and still know how to breathe.

Carry on.

The fines should wake you up a bit.

[WTFH]

there are accountants who claim that they will make sure that you take away 90% of your income...how do they do it!

what project activities you can claim as expenses -excluding travel, dining and lodging etc.
for example, if you are working on a project and get paid hourly then what activities you can put down that won't attract VAT and tax... i.e. expenses...

expert opinion please no nonsense...

You've made it clear you don't want our expert opinion, so why should anyone bother dispensing it to you. You're looking for people to agree with you. Agreeing with what you've said would contradict the years of experience many of us have and the knowledge/expertise we possess.

[Scruff]

Please, please "General"...