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Lazy like MrMarkyMark
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You do realise that, after a nuclear war, it's the rats, cockroaches, and traffic wardens that will survive....Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
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MrMarkyMark is so lazy, his patronus is a sloth.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostMrMarkyMark is so lazy, his patronus is psychocandy.Comment
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Nah, he's so lazy he just lies there and lets Nat do the work.Originally posted by vetran View PostI thought you were going to say MMM had wiped it on the curtains afterwards.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Although trying to suggest some kind of psychoandy linkage is beyond the pale
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Maybe if you got out more you wouldn't be so pasty.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
Although trying to suggest some kind of psychoandy linkage is beyond the pale
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I have to say I thought it was one of your cousins in the pictures in the article.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMaybe if you got out more you wouldn't be so pasty."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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