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Why is Princess Di everywhere?
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When it comes to posting funny images, greenlake is the undoubted champ!
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It's a government campaign to get people to buckle up in the back.Originally posted by Jog On View PostWhy is Princess Di everywhere?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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She couldn't put a seat belt on. It's pretty much impossible to wear a seatbelt while sniffing a line of coke of someones c0ck.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIt's a government campaign to get people to buckle up in the back.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Are you vouching for this?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostShe couldn't put a seat belt on. It's pretty much impossible to wear a seatbelt while sniffing a line of coke of someones c0ck.Comment
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Good point. I understand that he simulated the act, substituting cheap speed for coke.Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostAre you vouching for this?Last edited by northernladyuk; 24 August 2017, 16:11.Comment
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Just going by what MF's Mrs told me.Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostAre you vouching for this?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Did you get out of the cellar OK, or do you need extraction?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostJust going by what MF's Mrs told me.Comment
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True. Not unusual though - I told him that every week when he came round for his audience with HRH The Mrs.Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostAllegedly Phil the Greek told Blair to "f8ck off" when that latter was stage managing the 'funeral roadshow'.
Thanks. Twunt never got the message though, till that Scottish oaf forced him out. And talking of which..Originally posted by Mordac View Post
Well done Phil
Originally posted by TestMangler View PostShe couldn't put a seat belt on. It's pretty much impossible to wear a seatbelt while sniffing a line of coke of someones c0ck.
off someone's cock
Don't bring your pound shop sign spelling round these parts, Angus. It just won't do.Comment
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