Reply to: Why is Princess Di everywhere?

[DodgyAccountant]

'I never knew the chick.’

[PhiltheGreek]

Actually it's Her Majesty The Mrs. "HRH" is for the riff-raff. Which includes you, I believe...

True, but I don't like to mention things which are prefixed 'HM' around these parts. Tends to make people think of those brown envelopes on the doormat.

[SueEllen]

Actually it's Her Majesty The Mrs. "HRH" is for the riff-raff. Which includes you, I believe...

Well he has to walk one step behind...

[Mordac]

True. Not unusual though - I told him that every week when he came round for his audience with HRH The Mrs.

Actually it's Her Majesty The Mrs. "HRH" is for the riff-raff. Which includes you, I believe...

[SueEllen]

I want Avatars!

I want strap lines!

I want signatures!

AND I WANT THEM NOW!!

If these guys can have them then so can we!!

FFS.


(Brilliant the app quote feck up is still there!)

[greenlake]

I love Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingd...bout_princess/

'Diana-mania' spreads from Britain as death anniversary looms | France 24

PARIS (AFP) - The 20th anniversary of Princess Diana's death has filled magazines, newspapers and television screens in Britain for weeks, but not only there: across Europe, media groups are marking the occasion, underlining her international appeal.
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In Europe, many media groups have commissioned documentaries, special reports or their own investigations two decades after her death in a Paris car crash on August 31, 1997.

[SueEllen]

I love Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingd...bout_princess/

The link to Newswipe made me giggle.

[Jog On]

I love Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingd...bout_princess/

[northernladyuk]

Front page of the Sun today:

Thank Christ Jimmy Saville wasn't there.

[Jog On]

Front page of the Sun today:

HOSPITAL GHOULS BOWED TO DI'S BODY

[PhiltheGreek]

Impressive bit of engineering though eh?



The Scousers are getting a similar one too. Probably won't open that one though - don't want the daimler up on bricks.



And for completeness, here's the Frenchies British designed version. Which is the best of all, IMO. Driving from the med to Paris and over this thing is a real treat (topless motoring is recommended for this scenario).

[PhiltheGreek]

@PhiltheGreek (even though you are actually Danish) - I thought you were retired. The papers are moaning about you going to open some bridge.

Yeah - I renounced the Greek and Danish business in 1947 but don't let that spoil a good story.

I wouldn't normally bother with the bridge, but I've written some lame gags about the Third Forth crossing - there'll be loads of sycophantic plebs hanging about and they'll have to laugh out of a sense of duty. BTW - the papers aren't moaning love, they're well chuffed the A team is back in business.

[SueEllen]

@PhiltheGreek (even though you are actually Danish) - I thought you were retired. The papers are moaning about you going to open some bridge.

[PhiltheGreek]

Allegedly Phil the Greek told Blair to "f8ck off" when that latter was stage managing the 'funeral roadshow'.

True. Not unusual though - I told him that every week when he came round for his audience with HRH The Mrs.

Well done Phil

Thanks. Twunt never got the message though, till that Scottish oaf forced him out. And talking of which..

She couldn't put a seat belt on. It's pretty much impossible to wear a seatbelt while sniffing a line of coke of someones c0ck.

off someone's cock

Don't bring your pound shop sign spelling round these parts, Angus. It just won't do.

[northernladyuk]

Just going by what MF's Mrs told me.

Did you get out of the cellar OK, or do you need extraction?