While out of contract

[northernladuk]

The dungeon won't clean itself, bitch.

I'll get right on it....

[northernladyuk]

I'll get right on it....

I am so printing that on your business cards.

[psychocandy]

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[BrilloPad]

There's a list on our fridge.

WE have a shopping list on our fridge. I "wittily" write Jumbo Jet or Jet Ski at the end of the list.

At least Mrs BP buys steak for my black eye afterwards.

[northernladuk]

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Says the pillock that only yesterday was moaning thst other people keep bringing it up and he doesn't boast about it endlessly.

Well done PC. Weapon grade bellend status confirmed.

[BrilloPad]

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Winding up NLUK?

[greenlake]

WE have a shopping list on our fridge.

This should be enough for the week....

[PurpleGorilla]

This should be enough for the week....

dong bags to pud da shoppin in?

[BR14]

There's a list on our fridge.

yeh, - i've got one of those. i see it every time i get a beer

[quackhandle]

Take up a hobby that doesn't cost too much eg Bridge, Chess, Backgammon, jigsaws (unless you want to play for money)

Exercise more, swimming, walking, running, etc. It gets you out of the house and will make you feel better (eventually).

Take a short holiday/break - cheap deal, then you can come back refreshed, etc.

Time with the kids (you will never get this back).

Get that re-pointing finished.

Floss.

Wank.



qh