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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I do. I usually f**k your wife.

    HTH
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    impressive woman doing all that charity work after each night of passion with me!
    Sounds more like you both meet up at the same swingers club...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Sounds more like you both meet up at the same swingers club...
      As long as they weren't involved in this - linky
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #13
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Sounds more like you both meet up at the same swingers club...
        Shame you got thrown out. However that thing you suggested with the oysters was too much even for the hard cores.

        You wife had a good time with us though.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Shame you got thrown out. However that thing you suggested with the oysters was too much even for the hard cores.

          You wife had a good time with us though.
          Must have been someone else, I'm not a sucker, no marriage (yet) for me

          Here's some tips for you (Google Translate might help): Dreier: Mit diesen 5 Stellungen erlebst du den mega Sex
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Must have been someone else, I'm not a sucker, no marriage (yet) for me

            Here's some tips for you (Google Translate might help): Dreier: Mit diesen 5 Stellungen erlebst du den mega Sex
            Try to stat single. For what the divorce cost me, I could have had prostitutes and coke 4 hours a night. With some left over to spend on friparies....

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              #16
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Must have been someone else, I'm not a sucker, no marriage (yet) for me

              Here's some tips for you (Google Translate might help): Dreier: Mit diesen 5 Stellungen erlebst du den mega Sex
              god bless Cosmo
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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