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Shame you got thrown out. However that thing you suggested with the oysters was too much even for the hard cores.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSounds more like you both meet up at the same swingers club...
You wife had a good time with us though.Comment
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Must have been someone else, I'm not a sucker, no marriage (yet) for meOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostShame you got thrown out. However that thing you suggested with the oysters was too much even for the hard cores.
You wife had a good time with us though.
Here's some tips for you (Google Translate might help): Dreier: Mit diesen 5 Stellungen erlebst du den mega Sex“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Try to stat single. For what the divorce cost me, I could have had prostitutes and coke 4 hours a night. With some left over to spend on friparies....Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMust have been someone else, I'm not a sucker, no marriage (yet) for me
Here's some tips for you (Google Translate might help): Dreier: Mit diesen 5 Stellungen erlebst du den mega SexComment
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god bless CosmoOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostMust have been someone else, I'm not a sucker, no marriage (yet) for me
Here's some tips for you (Google Translate might help): Dreier: Mit diesen 5 Stellungen erlebst du den mega SexComment
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