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And more barbaric religious 'practices'...
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Coming soon to a country near you:Originally posted by oscarose View Post
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And that one where whole families are taken against their wills, frog marched single file in to a cramped cold environment and made to assume uncomfortable positions for hours on end. Forced to listen to brain numbing monotone vocalisations designed to break their free wills and force them to become subserviant, getting on their knees and being thankful for their pitiful existence.
The final cruel blow is when their youngest are ripped, kicking and screaming for their mothers arms and forced in to a bucket of cold water.
Damn, I hate christenings....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Yeah all the screaming, tantrums and pissing into the bucket of cold water.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAnd that one where whole families are taken against their wills, frog marched single file in to a cramped cold environment and made to assume uncomfortable positions for hours on end. Forced to listen to brain numbing monotone vocalisations designed to break their free wills and force them to become subserviant, getting on their knees and being thankful for their pitiful existence.
The final cruel blow is when their youngest are ripped, kicking and screaming for their mothers arms and forced in to a bucket of cold water.
Damn, I hate christenings....
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