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[SueEllen]

Are there no pigs that need feeding?

That's animal cruelty.

Pigs are fussy you know...

[Mordac]

I was going to post a banana but that seemed inappropriate. They are barely human but joy seems wrong.

Fair point, but karma can be a bitch...

[Dark Black]

In the case of the terrorist, onto ground churned up to a mudbath by a herd of rooting pigs.

Better still, skip the cremation and just chuck him in bits and pieces into the field (*)

(*) minus the teeth, which might give the porkers indigestion

[Uncle Albert]

We should revive the tradition of sticking heads on sticks outside the tower of London. I bet it would bring in more tourists than it drove away.