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Being trans has nothing to do with it. Everyone finds announcements on trains distressing, they mean delays.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt's not even like many people identify as neither gender - only a fraction of trans people. Has anyone asked if trans people find public announcements on trains to be distressing?England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Someone will find "others" offensive.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhat's wrong with "Ladies, gentlemen and others"?
If I was a tube driver I would just take the p*ss by either calling everyone "plebs", "folks" or saying stuff like "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears""You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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"Hello suckers, welcome to another trip into hell. The 4:15 from...."“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Maybe we should leave it as it is and if you don't like it then walk.Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostAnnouncement is not gender neutral so being axed from London Underground.
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Hmmm strangely I am sure the special snowflakes will cope.
On the flip side just say 'people'
Or is that offensive to furries?Comment
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OK, how about "Ladies and gentlemen and if there are any of the rather few in the general scheme of things people within earshot who identify as neither, you as well".Originally posted by SueEllen View PostSomeone will find "others" offensive.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Yep.Originally posted by original PM View PostMaybe we should leave it as it is and if you don't like it then walk.
Hmmm strangely I am sure the special snowflakes will cope.
On the flip side just say 'people'
Or is that offensive to furries?
"Hello people, dogs, cats and rats""You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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