AtW always make it up with his right hand before going to bed.
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Just as well, because he doesn't have much luck with sofas!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAtW always make it up with his right hand before going to bed.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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...don't buy a sofa.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostThe moral of this story is don't work if you can. If you must don't do more that 3-4 hours a day. Do not commute ever, life is too short.
Enough of that nonsense, UK is pushing up the retirement age, increasing the cost of living, nothing to see here.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Two pages in and no one has blamed Brexit?
General is slipping.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Would you like it hard or soft....?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostTwo pages in and no one has blamed Brexit?
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He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Its better than a night alone with Spooter or AssSnob.Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
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THey always sleep together so no chance of being alone with them.Originally posted by vetran View PostIts better than a night alone with Spooter or AssSnob.







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... and now bonking his Brother for comfort -seems a tad too soon to have gotten over the original one
I would expect my missus to throw herself on the funeral pyre when I pop itHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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