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Speedy boarding awareness course
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Speedy boarding awareness course
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk -
Worthless if you take the bus.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Thank you for this thread about "speedy boarding", I'm also intrigued about the "taking a bus" thing as well.
As a contractor these are not things I experience.
MF, can you fill us in on other things like "paying for a meal or drinks on board"
This all sounds rather quaint.
I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
...Like you.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Bus. From the departure gate to the plane. Do please keep up.Originally posted by WTFH View PostThank you for this thread about "speedy boarding", I'm also intrigued about the "taking a bus" thing as well.
As a contractor these are not things I experience.
MF, can you fill us in on other things like "paying for a meal or drinks on board"
This all sounds rather quaint.
I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
...Like you.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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In my experience speedy boarding is less about how quickly one get's on to the plane and more about the elevation of status for Easyjet passengers over each other."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostThank you for this thread about "speedy boarding", I'm also intrigued about the "taking a bus" thing as well.
How else do you think they get the cleaners to the planes
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Are you still here? Do you need us to have a whip round to get your Jamaican friend to take you to the airport?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHow else do you think they get the cleaners to the planes
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Have you tried bike riding? There are some nice events on over the summer.....Originally posted by WTFH View PostThank you for this thread about "speedy boarding", I'm also intrigued about the "taking a bus" thing as well.
As a contractor these are not things I experience.
MF, can you fill us in on other things like "paying for a meal or drinks on board"
This all sounds rather quaint.
I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
...Like you.
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No. He is just waiting until he has bought a sledge to get there. If only there was a shop that sold them.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre you still here? Do you need us to have a whip round to get your Jamaican friend to take you to the airport?Comment
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:grr:Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you tried bike riding? There are some nice events on over the summer.....
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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