nervous newbie???

[darmstadt]

I'm The Daddy, now .

Presumably this is the Mummy then...

[Halo Jones]

@admin, - i might be new here, but i've NEVER been described as 'nervous'

Welcome to the free-for-all that is general - Good Luck

[BrilloPad]

@admin, - i might be new here, but i've NEVER been described as 'nervous'

You are lucky you have not been -ve repped enough to be always on the bench...

[BR14]

You will be nervous soon. The main posters in general are Fred West, Ian Brady and Harold Shipman. And they have your home address.....

and i've got a cricket bat.....................

[Whorty]

and i've got a cricket bat.....................

[BrilloPad]

and i've got a cricket bat.....................

Personally I keep Mrs BP handy....

[northernladyuk]

Personally I keep Mrs BP handy....

Which one?

[greenlake]

and i've got a cricket bat.....................

A cricket bat?

Yes, you're a n00b, and yes, you should be nervous....

[MrMarkyMark]

and i've got a cricket bat.....................

CUK standard issue, as below.

I don't know about a cricket bat, but a thick book (possibly the bible) didn't stop a bullet and someone being killed recently.