Retired — and still paying off the mortgage

[shaunbhoy]

Personally I like those pub urinals with 3 sensors where you have to aim balls past the goalkeeper.

Apparently at the last CUK meet up NLyUK got top score....

True, but she did spend most of the evening in the bogs.

[MrMarkyMark]

Personally I like those pub urinals with 3 sensors where you have to aim balls past the goalkeeper.

Apparently at the last CUK meet up NLyUK got top score....

I suppose if you keep it shaven it may improve the aim

[Whorty]

Was that a conscious choice?

Yes. Didn't want any of my brood walking this planet. One of me is enough!

[BrilloPad]

Yes. Didn't want any of my brood walking this planet. One of me is enough!

They might turn out like your wife.....

[sasguru]

I bet you split those Viagras in half don't you?

Strange comment. A picture is emerging of you as an impotent, impecunious, alcoholic beach bum with no assets.
Still I guess your ability to choke pole is unimpeded, which is the most important consideration for someone in your position.

[Fronttoback]

Strange comment. A picture is emerging of you as an impotent, impecunious, alcoholic beach bum with no assets.
Still I guess your ability to choke pole is unimpeded, which is the most important consideration for someone in your position.

So in your minds eye you are picturing me drunk on a beach choking down pole?

[sasguru]

So in your minds eye you are picturing me drunk on a beach choking down pole?

Only if you're female with nice tits.

[SueEllen]

Blimey. That's a bit of a strange question.

It's not funny. So I can't see why you would post it.

I'm glad you aren't all Neanderthals.

[SueEllen]

Well he did raise the matter of kids, and the "breeding friends" comment seemed a little unusual. But please, feel free to carry on cringing.

She isn't a fecking farm animal.

The way to ask the question even in coarse society is "Has she reached the menopause?" or more politely but still fecking nosey "Are you able to have children?"

"You" is plural as may not be down to her whether they have children as I know a couple where the husband has had testicular cancer and is lucky to be alive.

[MarillionFan]

If you liquidated everything- how much are you worth then (excluding pensions)?

In 7 figures thanks.