UK population rise of 538,000 is biggest for 70 years

[vetran]

Why do they keep saying the UK? It's England's population alone that's increasing.

yeah everyone wants to get out of scotland

[scooterscot]

Well 52% of the UK population...

Well I guarantee you the same percentage will be confused our laws have not changed when they are supposedly under out control.

They'll probably complain too when invasion of privacy takes off big time and their mobile phone charges go through the roof Swiss style when they visit the continent.

[scooterscot]

yeah everyone wants to get out of scotland

If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.

[The_Equalizer]

If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.

Autoreply number 36.

[northernladyuk]

If you'd constantly got a government you'd never voted for you'd leave too.

So how does the German electorate need to vote to get rid of you?

[BrilloPad]

Autoreply number 36.

Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?

[northernladyuk]

Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?

I thought it was 'His ex-wives and the Official Receiver ended up with the lot.'

[The_Equalizer]

Is that "Have you asked your accountant?" ?

That's autoreply number one.

Scotterscot has autoreplies that are basically UK/Conseratives - bad, Scotland/EU - great.

[BrilloPad]

I thought it was 'His ex-wives and the Official Receiver ended up with the lot.'

The dinner party was headed for disaster.

One man, an insurance salesman, was monopolizing the conversation with a lengthy account of recent litigation involving himself. Since two other guests were lawyers, the host was becoming increasingly uneasy.

"In the end," the salesman concluded, "you know who got all the money." I cringed. "The lawyers!" he shouted.

There was embarrassed silence at the table. Until the wife of one lawyer said, "Oh, I love a story with a happy ending."

[DimPrawn]

Has Komrade Korbyn offered them all someone else's property? What a generous guy.

Property is theft Komrade!