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    #21
    Originally posted by Francko
    ...SG will runaway like a rabbit as soon as he sees a queue of guys rubbing their hands and suspiciously carrying baseball bats.
    Quite right too. I only fight one-legged dwarfs ....
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #22
      Originally posted by sasguru
      Quite right too. I only fight one-legged dwarfs ....
      I am sure you managed to piss one of them already.
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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        #23
        Originally posted by hyperD
        I'd settle for SallyAnne in a bakery.

        Well thats where you'd find me
        The pope is a tard.

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          #24
          Originally posted by DimPrawn
          I'd like to be sandwiched between Sandy and Janey and opposite Jacko if that's okay?
          glad to see you still remember my prawny but surely you'd prefer me all to yourself
          "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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            #25
            Originally posted by DaveB
            I'd settle for being sandwiched between Janey

            "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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              #26
              Janey, I've only heard of you.

              Where did you go ?

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                #27
                Originally posted by Lucy
                Janey, I've only heard of you.

                Where did you go ?
                and I'm sure you've heard only smut off this lot!

                unfortunately work has got in the way of receiving abuse from this lot and I've not had an internet connection at home
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Francko
                  I am sure you managed to piss one of them already.
                  A bit like kidney stones, I suppose?
                  Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by hattra
                    A bit like kidney stones, I suppose?
                    Piss off.
                    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Francko
                      Piss off.
                      Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh

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