Originally posted by sasguru
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Surely its got to be either Simon, Darren or NixonWilliams - they're all accountants..."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by hyperDI'd settle for SallyAnne in a bakery.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by sasguruWho would you least want to sit next to at a dinner party?I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by BagpussWho ate all the pies?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by FranckoI'd recommend you not to be next to me. But I promise I will be in the queue of the guys who want to punch you.Comment
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Originally posted by FranckoI'd recommend you not to be next to me. But I promise I will be in the queue of the guys who want to punch you.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by FranckoI'd recommend you not to be next to me. But I promise I will be in the queue of the guys who want to punch you.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by ChurchillActually if we're taking sides, I'm on the SASG team. Not because I like him, but because I dislike you.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by FranckoSadly if I have to chose I wouldn't know which one between you two. I must admit that at least you must have some courage, while SG will runaway like a rabbit as soon as he sees a queue of guys rubbing their hands and suspiciously carrying baseball bats.Comment
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