Originally posted by sasguru
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Surely its got to be either Simon, Darren or NixonWilliams - they're all accountants..."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Who ate all the pies?Originally posted by hyperDI'd settle for SallyAnne in a bakery.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I'd recommend you not to be next to me. But I promise I will be in the queue of the guys who want to punch you.Originally posted by sasguruWho would you least want to sit next to at a dinner party?I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Threaded !Originally posted by BagpussWho ate all the pies?
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Actually if we're taking sides, I'm on the SASG team. Not because I like him, but because I dislike you.Originally posted by FranckoI'd recommend you not to be next to me. But I promise I will be in the queue of the guys who want to punch you.Comment
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BANNEDOriginally posted by FranckoI'd recommend you not to be next to me. But I promise I will be in the queue of the guys who want to punch you.
(be careful ;-))
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Francko, Francko I'm worried about you. You seem to have lost your sense of humour recently (if you ever had one). An urban metrosexual like you ought to enrol in "Anger Management" therapy.Originally posted by FranckoI'd recommend you not to be next to me. But I promise I will be in the queue of the guys who want to punch you.Hard Brexit now!
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Sadly if I have to chose I wouldn't know which one between you two. I must admit that at least you must have some courage, while SG will runaway like a rabbit as soon as he sees a queue of guys rubbing their hands and suspiciously carrying baseball bats.Originally posted by ChurchillActually if we're taking sides, I'm on the SASG team. Not because I like him, but because I dislike you.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Francko, a piece of advice, don't talk about it, just do it.Originally posted by FranckoSadly if I have to chose I wouldn't know which one between you two. I must admit that at least you must have some courage, while SG will runaway like a rabbit as soon as he sees a queue of guys rubbing their hands and suspiciously carrying baseball bats.Comment
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