Originally posted by MrMarkyMark
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A friend of mine used to mock people queuing up to pay their 'stupid tax' for the lottery, until I pointed out he was queuing to buy cigarettes. -
the stupidity of lottery ticket buyers was boundlessthe chances are greater of your dying in a flight than winning the lotteryI just turned on my PC to do the lottery. Mind you, I am not a total idiot as I always greatly increase my chances by taking advice from my little puppet parrot.Yeh, agreed, total idiots
PS by chances of winning there, you mean expectation of winning a jackpot. On the rare occasions I bother, I actually win quite a lot, probably get about 60% back. Seem to recall there's a legal requirement WRT winning proportion. The hope that one will win something big is quite a nice return for about ten quid a year! The real idiots are the people who keep spending money they can't afford.Last edited by xoggoth; 15 June 2017, 19:06.bloggoth
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Also they doubled the price of a ticket.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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And was also a friend of yours....Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostA friend of mine used to mock people queuing up to pay their 'stupid tax' for the lottery, until I pointed out he was queuing to buy cigarettes.
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Don't play myself, but if I did would choose these numbers:
1,2,3,4,5,6
People sometimes tell me this is nuts as the chances of that exact combination occurring is tiny….
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Yes, but 5000 lottery tickets is still rather a lot...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAlso they doubled the price of a ticket.Comment
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You would get a disappointingly small share of any jackpot.Originally posted by pjclarke View PostDon't play myself, but if I did would choose these numbers:
1,2,3,4,5,6
People sometimes tell me this is nuts as the chances of that exact combination occurring is tiny….
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its alright you know he was imaginary.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAnd was also a friend of yours....
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