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The CUK Party - You got to be in it, to win it!

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    The CUK Party - You got to be in it, to win it!

    Right, assuming there's going to be another election in the next 12 months I think we should form a party (The CUK) & start fighting seats.

    It's only £500 - a days money at minimum

    The Tories are out to feck us. The Liberals are out to feck us. Labour is out to feck us and the country.

    We should fight on the following:-

    • Repeal IR35
    • Cut in Corporation Tax
    • Increase expenses for Limited Companies
    • Increase Dividends
    • Remove the BTL tax penalties
    • Increase pension contributions
    • Ban consultancies from using cheap foreign Bobs
    • A Cap on Recruitment Agency charges
    • Free Accountancy
    • Remove duty on Champagne
    • Put back the flat rate scheme to what it was.



    Obviously we should put in some warm & fuzzy tulip about the NHS & social care & mention Brexit a little, but I feel as a group of selfless individuals who are the backbone of the flexible workforce driving this country then we could change politics in this country for good.


    Who's with me?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    I've got a spare 10 grand I could chip in.

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      #3
      Bring back decent claimable expenses like company cars and expensive gifts.
      http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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        #4
        Increasing expenses for limited companies would be a mistake.

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          #5
          Allow betting £10k on Tory majority from company accounts!

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            #6
            Charge fatties double for airport lounge usage.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

              We should fight on the following:-
              • Repeal IR35
              • Cut in Corporation Tax
              • Increase expenses for Limited Companies
              • Increase Dividends
              • Remove the BTL tax penalties
              • Increase pension contributions
              • Ban consultancies from using cheap foreign Bobs
              • A Cap on Recruitment Agency charges
              • Free Accountancy
              • Remove duty on Champagne
              • Put back the flat rate scheme to what it was.


              Obviously we should put in some warm & fuzzy tulip about the NHS & social care & mention Brexit a little, but I feel as a group of selfless individuals who are the backbone of the flexible workforce driving this country then we could change politics in this country for good.

              Who's with me?
              Aren't all those in the DUP manifesto? And I don't think they even bother with the fuzzy NHS tulip

              That aside, I'll vote for you!
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #8
                Compulsory booze and hookers on the agents/clients expense and you have my 'X' in the box.

                Contractors United National Turnout Society

                Should I get some t shirts printed?

                qh
                He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                  Compulsory booze and hookers on the agents/clients expense and you have my 'X' in the box.

                  Contractors United National Turnout Society

                  Should I get some t shirts printed?

                  qh
                  Eh?

                  You don't get those already, along with a nice bit of Peruvian to raise any flagged spirits
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    You need the snowflake vote.

                    Free iPad, iPhone, Netflix and mobile phone contract for anyone under 21.

                    Done!
                    I design idiot proof software. Trouble is, they keep making better idiots.

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