Exit Poll Tories 314 Seats

[SueEllen]

Tim Farron has retained his seat.

[SueEllen]

Forecast
Cons 318
Lab 267
Lib Dem 11
SNP 32
Oth 22

[chopper]

Forecast
Cons 318
Lab 267
Lib Dem 11
SNP 32
Oth 22

That exit poll is looking remarkably accurate. SNP taking bigger beating than the biggest pessimists thought. Scotland will be propping up a Tory government.

[chopper]

Paul Nuttall lost in a truly humiliating fashion. Much much less than 10% of the vote.

[SueEllen]

Labour expected to win Canterbury in Kent. Held by Tories since 1918!

And they did.

[NickFitz]

Rumours that Amber Rudd is now on her seventh recount

[SueEllen]

Ed Davey back in Kingston and Surbiton for Lib Dems.

Zac Goldsmith under going recount in Richmond Park.

[SueEllen]

Fecksake these Tory recounts...

[SueEllen]

5 recounts so far in Hastings and Rye.

[NickFitz]

Fecksake these Tory recounts...

"But we're the Tories! You, our subjects, owe us a living!"