Very weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".
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Don't believe a word of it.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostVery weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".
He wouldn't be eating bacon & sausages and drinking beer if he were a Corbynista.
It'd be quinoa washed down with fair trade maté produced by some Andean wimmin's collective. -
Its a Parrotty thread escaped from TPDOriginally posted by Pip in a Poke View PostDon't believe a word of it.
He wouldn't be eating bacon & sausages and drinking beer if he were a Corbynista.
It'd be quinoa washed down with fair trade maté produced by some Andean wimmin's collective.Comment
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Sounds like the sort of ex hippy type that only works a 4 day week.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostVery weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".
I hope you are ready to pick up the slack
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Could be churchy. Or is your client Jewish?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostVery weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".Comment
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I'm glad you feel welcome in London.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostVery weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".You're awesome! Get yourself a t-shirt.Comment
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